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Still making fun of George W. Bush -- because if we don't ridicule our leaders, the terrorists have won.
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Chris O’Carroll sez:
There's a new George W. Bush action figure. When you wind it up, it says, "Bring it on!" and then hides behind G.I. Joe.
When you think about it, George Bush and Osama bin Laden have a lot in common. They're both spoiled rich boys, they're both popular among badly educated religious fanatics, and neither one of them has ever been elected president of the United States.
Jerry Falwell claims that the September 11 terrorist attacks happened because God is angry at homosexuals, feminists, and the American Civil Liberties Union. God tries to take out the ACLU by bombing the Pentagon? Wow, He really does move in mysterious ways.
George Bush says that gay weddings are a threat to the institution of marriage. I don't know what's been happening to make the poor man feel so threatened. Maybe gay couples have been breaking into his bedroom and dissing his foreplay technique: "Girlfriend! Is that how we use our tongues in Texas?"
Mel Gibson wants the Oscars to establish a new category for Best Faith-Based Snuff Porn.
My wife tells me men and women don't understand each other. I have no idea what she means by that.
For booking information, call (913) 791-8111, or e-mail chrisocarroll@yahoo.com
(Chris is also the author of TAKE THESE RHYMES . . . PLEASE: RUDE LIMERICKS AND OTHER CRIMES AGAINST LITERATURE, and SHAKESPEARE'S MARIJUANA AND OTHER POEMS THE AUTHORITIES DON'T WANT YOU TO READ, both available from Antic Disposition Press.)
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Text copyright © 2002 by Chris O’Carroll. All rights reserved.
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